trying to avoid old classmates in public like leonadro dicaprio avoiding the paps
- Interviewer: What's your party trick?
- Harry: Juggling.
- Interviewer: You can juggle? Alright I'm gonna find some balls in a minute.
- Louis: He does that too.
ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM
Use the men’s room they won’t expect it
'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'