newyorkerz:

mysterymermaid:

ashonastar:

mitigatedwrath:

Save it

NO ONE GETS REJECTED LIKE GASTON

the fucking fact that his bicep immediately cheers him up again is what gets me

is that regina??????????? wat episode of ouat did i miss?

it was a commercial advertising disney lmao

(Source: jennifermorison, via eventhewhitekidd)

Timestamp: 1401592106

rini-sama:

Oh my gawd, these pictures~! Halleluyah~ *crai*

(via omgitsstephaniee)

Timestamp: 1401592090

acidics:

circumsigh:

they erased my writing :(

stop writing shit like this in public places and making someone’s job harder because they have to clean up after your crusty existential crisis havin ass 

(via we-are-y0ung0120)

Timestamp: 1401592060

dennys:

termsofenragement:

dennys:

Relationship status: Breakfast

It’s two thirty in the afternoon.

When we’re together time doesn’t exist.

(via realstoopkid)

1612th:

the container store fails hadiyah’s high expectations once again

(via eventhewhitekidd)

Timestamp: 1401591917

thestraggletag:

and-little-things-in-between:

OTP

I’m pretty sure the WHOLE FREAKING COUNTRY shipped these two okay.

Ultimate level of shipping.

(Source: lejazzhot, via eventhewhitekidd)

Timestamp: 1401591902

burymeinchanel:

When your man wants to give a sorry ass excuse

(Source: sbrown82, via naturaal-high)

Timestamp: 1401591721

seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

(via omgitsstephaniee)

b-undt:

janemba:

quetzalvevo:

DaJé Barbour by Danny Lang

this dude is unreal alien from utopia future 

I LOVE HIM. 

罪人 + 情人

(via notyourmuthas)

Timestamp: 1401591659

vivala90s:

Gas Prices In The ’90s

(via kyleeboo)

Timestamp: 1401591645

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

(via we-are-y0ung0120)

Timestamp: 1401591628